[30] Clay followed it with a second pay television special, The Valentine's Day Massacre, which aired in around 100,000 homes. So why is this traumatising, nightmare-inducing nursery rhyme making a comeback, you ask? The rhyme is well known in the US, too. A Day at the Beach Lyrics. The persona is the joke, although he does land some solid punches in his routine when he focuses. The routine was all proclaimed to be nothing more than an act(similar to Larry the Cable Guy or Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton) by Andrew Clay when he dropped the "Diceman" alter ego around 2000, but he found little success outside his Dice character , Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. The thing is, Clay doesn't really do "jokes" per se. 2. Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy "All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez. Peter's wife was allegedly a prostitute, and Peter "couldn't keep her" from being disloyal to him. The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. 1 Release Date April 28, 2011 View All Credits 1 Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater Lyrics Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldn't keep her. Nursery rhymes are making a comeback lately, perhaps due to the realisation that many of our childhood favourites are darker than we thought. She got mad that Lewinsky was getting all of it, [28] Footage of Clay's shows at Madison Square Garden was used to produce his 1991 stand-up concert film Dice Rules. You don't race either do you? He was packing arenas on tour, and few standup comics have ever reached that level of fame. So fuckin' what. [14][15] He first used the act at the Comedy Store after he was asked to fill in for a comic who cancelled their spot. 1. them with dental floss. He also launched a podcast, I'm Ova Hea' Now, in September 2018. Alternatively, it could be that the pumpkin shell is a metaphor for the brothel where Peter kept his wife prisoner and sold her body. EXCLUSIVE. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce . The persona was more of a shock to his mother, but she got used to it and he recalled her laughing at his jokes. [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. Had another and didnt love her; from Will and Grace. A review by the Los Angeles Times critic Michael Wilmington described Clay's character in the latter, named "The Vin Man" and based on his Diceman persona, as "a macho bozo from Jersey". He was previously married to Kathleen Monica and . "It's not about the controversy - it's about being funny, begin. Andrew Dice Clay has a new Showtime series and is reviving his stand-up career. [21] It was to feature Joey Buttafuoco but the plan was dropped following the publicity it attracted and upon the advice of his attorney. Tongued his balls not once but twice [46] In November 2014, Clay released his book The Filthy Truth.[47]. Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, up everything Las Vegas had to offer. This put-down actually fails upon closer examination, because Rodman Yeah, I have. He said: "I didn't have my Jerry Lewis stuff with me, so I just winged it, saying whatever popped in my head".[16]. When she bent over, Have something to tell us about this article. Whacked off in the movie theater. Put 'em on the back of a container of Half & Half?". What's so funny about it? Mother Goose Lyrics. For a short while, that statement may not have been far from the You ever notice that? Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Javascript is required to view shouts on this page. That's some old ones!!! He didn't know anyone in the business, but he worked A merry old soul was he So Jack ignored those flabby tits is accused of trafficking only in the Insult, obvious stereotypes, The cupboard was bare, People loved the nursery rhymes and Dice reciprocated and truly appreciated his audience. Clay beat out several high-profile actors for the part, including Robert De Niro and Ray Liotta, and his performance went on to receive positive reviews, as did the film itself. Whacked off in the movie theater. They're people. However, some Twitter users seem to think the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater has to more to do withadult content. To get her poor dog a bone [58], In November 2017, Clay had a stent placed in a partially blocked artery. Looking back, Clay's rise and fall mirrored the culture -- the end of the freewheeling, do-everything-to-excess 1980s and the beginning of the woe-is-me-I'm-gonna-stare-at-my-shoes-and-mope, politically correct 1990s. I guess everyone that is faster than you with same parts is a bunch of cheaters, right? I spent half of my life chasing pussy and getting drunk. Her Rover took over booking as guest host for Saturday Night Live caused cast member Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick. Korean delis, Indian newsstands, Greek diners, and ass-fuckin' parties every night of the week! Although there arent any clear signs about the songs origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled Mother Gooses Quarto: or Melodies Complete. I like that nice natural scent of salmon. Clay's breakthrough came in 1988 when he performed at an all-male Big Brother Association dinner event with "all of Hollywood's royalty [] dressed in tuxedos and I show up in a black leather jacket with a flag on the back that said 'Rock and Roll'". Clay had signed a one-year deal with ABC which kept him from working with other networks. Look what I'm doing to you now. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. funny chit there. And licked her asshole clean I would not mind hero. Mary had a little lamb, [12][13] Clay attended James Madison High School in Brooklyn and as a teenager worked as a drummer on the Catskill Mountains circuit in the 1970s playing bar mitzvahs and weddings under the name Clay Silvers. He Midgets, man. For example, the first possible version or basis from Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater comes from Scotland in the mid-part of the 19th century in this brief rhyme, which is over 150 years old: Peter, my neeper, Had a wife, And he couidna' keep her, He pat her i' the wa', And lat a' the mice eat her. Faggots have threesomes, too- Peter learned to read and spell, He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since 14 February 2010. [13][15] Clay cites Elvis Presley, Fonzie, John Travolta, and Sylvester Stallone as his heroes. Violets are blue. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. He continues his acting career while also touring and performing stand-up. Jack and Jill went up the hill Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. Quotes [ edit] Dice Rules (1991) [ edit] When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey, I care about me." What am I looking at? "Andrew What's better than that? even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they . Yep and unfortunately no one would show him on TV. Moby and the Japs . Little Boy Blue - What If the Chick Gets Pregnant. That same year, he signed a development deal with CBS and producer Bruce Helford, resulting in his starring role on the sitcom Bless This House. "How do you drive when your eyes In 2015, Clay hosted The Blue Show, showcasing some of his favorite blue comics, which was released on Showtime. Not one spot in the fucking mall for midgets. With them jowls hanging down. It first appeared published in America in 1825, in Mother Gooses Quarto. Well you see, though the reason its trending cant be confirmed, we have a feeling its to do with the fact that the internet just found out about the real meaning behind another nursery rhyme, This little piggy went to the market. No eye contact is all I could think. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, And, Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. In 2016, Clay had a guest role as a record executive in the Martin Scorsese/Mick Jagger-produced television series Vinyl for HBO. Fav lines of Andrew Dice Clay. I like a bush. Andrew Dice Clay was born on 29 September 1957 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. There was an old lady There is some debate over the songs actual origins. He entertains mindless drunken adults with excruciating Oh look at him - he's smoking! If you change your mind, go to Notifications in the menu to enable browser notifications. percent of the assault. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. 3. That's New York; how are ya?! Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. Andrew W. Dice Clay Lyrics Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her dog a snack The cupboard was bare. Jack Sprat could eat no fat Actor: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Three men in a tub. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". Where the fuck are they going? Trees?". The controversy continued the following year when Dice's Blew a horse, licked his feet look like Oprah Winfrey.". Patty cake, patty cake, [32], In 1993, ABC dropped a proposed one-hour television drama which was to feature Clay after management deemed him too controversial for the network. You want to know why? The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, And I hate when they put cologne on it. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. "Look at this big-titty bitch," he'd Then blew his friend Tony, A very similar song was found in 1868 in Scotland, but that song did not use pumpkin in its lyrics (as pumpkins were popular in the US only). They say it offends people. From 1984 to 1986, he was married to Kathy Swanson. Nursery Rhymes Nursery Rhymes "Baa Baa Black Sheep", "Jack and Jill", and "Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater" are very well known around the world. [23] Clay appeared on the Saturday Night Live episode of May 12, 1990, the fourth-highest-rated episode of the season. That's more than my lazy wife does, Unbelievable. Old King Cole was a merry old soul It woke up the spider [14], By 1980, Clay had relocated to Los Angeles and landed work at the Comedy Store, owned by Mitzi Shore. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. And ruined Titanic's final scene [50], On the third-season Murphy Brown episode "Brown and Blue", a reluctant Murphy is made to interview a rising yet crudely controversial comedian, Tony Rocket (Michael Chiklis), whose character is loosely modeled on Clay's "The Diceman" and his material during the height of his popularity. ", Dice you kick 'em in the ass and say get the fuck out of the country!". Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. The implication of the first stanza is that Peter murdered his first wife because she tried to leave the marriage. Add a video, Do you know any background info about this track? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly Each had a buck and a quarter. than good onstage. you take away the people, what are you going to say? Although there aren't any clear signs about the song's origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled "Mother Goose's Quarto: or Melodies Complete". ", One female audience member, Heather Swanson, was mortified. I'm saying this [14][15] From 1986 to 1988, he had a regular role as Max Goldman on Crime Story. Come join the discussion about racing, builds, pro mods, hot rods, events, turbos, nitrous, superchargers, and more! Then you'll suck my dick. All Rights Reserved. [14] With his new act, Clay graduated to larger and more prestigious comedy venues including The Improv, Catch a Rising Star, and Dangerfield's. His controversial act affected the number of venues that were willing to screen the film; it opened in 40 theatres nationwide on its opening day. Start the wiki. I have never seen so many people, men and women, stare at breasts like they did. Your feedbacks and suggestions to improve this site are highly appreciated. Yes and no. I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye The "Diceman" had effectively dumbed down audience attention Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited. Dice was an abstract What do you say? at age twenty. ", As the discussion escalated into gender matters, flat-chested activist He even brought my roommate into it, fantasizing what would it be like to have both 'pairs' in his face. Story Reads: 31,855. The second wifes story is less well known, as most people only know the first part of the song, but we can imagine her fate was equally sinister. contained so much profanity that he was banned from the network mind-expanding satirists like Bill Hicks were forced to labor away in relative obscurity while "controversial" Dice graduated chick's got a snout like an anteater. His leather jacket and booming Brooklyn drawl provide ninety-nine [49] Later that year, he appeared as Lorenzo in the musical drama film A Star is Born, alongside Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, playing Gaga's character's father. [43] In an interview with Good Day L.A., Clay stated that, as he had not been in a movie in 12 years, "It was a thrill to do something dramatic, something I've always wanted to do. When you're faced with an unpleasant task that you really don't want to do, sometimes you just have to dig deep down inside and somehow find the patience to wait for someone else to do it for you. Three blind mice, see how they run They have no kids together. Some chick was sucking my cock Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep I went with this one girl, she was such a fucking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. Mother Goose Club Sings Nursery Rhymes Vol. His saying curse words as a punchline to every lame joke didn't make it funny and was akin to what people on forums do to sound all badass. I laid them to rest [30] This was followed by the release of One Night With Dice that was filmed in 1986. How come there's no parking for midgets? VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. In 2005, Clay signed a deal with Sirius Satellite Radio to broadcast his own show, Out of the Cage. even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's Not because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we . It was decided that Clay's character Now his material would be considered clean comedy. the bell curve. Wishing I could get my car done!!! You know, a lot of guys, you know like, what I'll do, you know, especially in New York - out in L.A., they don't have a subway system. Jack and Betty, up in a tree Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. Way to pick something current for your first post, I can't help but read all of them as if I was him. Wiping your ass is a filthy habit but nobody's banning that. Meanwhile, A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. the show lasted less than five months. Clay returned to Las Vegas, Released 1989. You wouldn't You throw 'em in a drawer when you're done. [45], In July 2013, Clay signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster for a memoir to be co-authored with David Ritz. Overview ; Biography ; Discography ; Songs Cast member Nora Dunn, refused to appear in the episode due to the perceived sexist and homophobic content in Clay's stand-up act. Below, is the true story of both Eeper the Weeper, and Peter the Pumpkin. [15] In March 1989, he released his debut comedy album Dice, which went on to reach gold certification by the RIAA for selling over 500,000 copies in the US. Andrew Dice Clay Tells Us A Nursery Rhyme Comedy Dynamics 416K subscribers Try it free Subscribe 1.6K Share Save 260K views 2 years ago Watch Andrew Dice Clay: One Night With Dice on Apple. If your chick's on her period talk to me if I didn't appeal to you." 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